- ..I was riding my skateboard and I tried to go right and the board decided to go left..I just tried to stop my fall with my right foot and I broke my leg 4 times..

- Wow! Are you like a nervos skater or like a pretty descent skater?

- I suck (: Obviously, I completely suck (:

- How old are you, Marcus?..

- I'm 36!

- ..What are you doing on a skateboard if you are 36?

- I'm breaking my leg!